Bush Welcomes the 2006 NBA Champion Miami Heat to the White House

Bush1.jpgIt is such a joy to welcome the NBA champs, the Miami Heat, to the White House. Glad you’re here.  This is the Miami Heat’s first NBA championship. I congratulate you on a tremendous achievement, even though you beat a Texas team.  I guess the best part was when BUSH tried to bounce the ball and it fell flat on the floor.  He looked over at SHAQ with a perplexed look and everyone started to laugh.